Live Simply So Others Can Simply Live.


hey you

yes you

is today your first day of school? tomorrow? or maybe it’s your 50th day of school?

either way

youre looking great

you are going to rock this

i believe in you

youre gonna knock em out of the park, champ

best wishes, 


(via disconnected-rejects)


look i don’t wanna be famous for the fame i want to be famous so i can meet other famous people

(via disconnected-rejects)


*stands behind a cute girl while pretending to talk loudly on the phone*
"yeah too bad it’s valentine’s day and i’m single. such a shame given my huge dick and expert lovemaking skills. i guess i’ll just have an expensive dinner all by myself"

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)


do you wanna look like this skeleton


or THIS skeleton?


drink a milk kids

(via trust)


teacher: maybe we should move the test?

me: image

(via youwillunderstand)

“Plato says that the unexamined life is not worth living. But what if the examined life turns out to be a clunker as well?”
Kurt Vonnegut, Wampeters, Foma and Granfalloons (via feellng)